overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
dude i hope you know that “je suis le pain” translates into “i am the bread”
Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.
I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected